Lapland

Home of lapdancing. Located in Northern Finland, the place where Santa lives.

I just came from a lapdancing joint in Lapland.

by Miller September 20, 2004

lapglancing

the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. Generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.

A: I can't believe Barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. So rude.

B: Oh, is that why she kept looking down? I thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.

by ashyle February 22, 2011

Laplante

1) Gracefully adapting to change; acceptance of change.

2) The act of ending civilization using an army of flesh-eating seals.

1) Sometimes life is sad, and hard, and complicated, but at least I can laplante fairly well.

2) Our world has been dominated by laplante, and now I am bleeding out of my stump leg while my friends try to fend off the seals.

by rutleps13 May 15, 2016

laplant

a weak human capable of doing absolutely nothing.

" 1.girl Mr. Laplant is so weak he is just like Garfield fat chubby.

2. girl ewww he is so lazy.

you are such a laplant .

by devinmcawsome May 30, 2018

Lapolamue

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

LaPlantism

1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.

2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the anus.

1) "Ever since he caught LaPlantism he just sits on his porch and yells at kids as they walk by."

2) Nani Donut: "I heard you had fingers up your butt."
The Dress-Code Bear: "LaPlantism"
Nani Donut: (in a sad tone) "LaPlantism indeed."

by Samurai - Anji May 22, 2007

Laolanese

Laolanese is a alternative language to vietnamese but it was pretty much wiped out during the vietnam war so pretty much no one knows it.

Guy1: My grandma actually knows Laolanese!
Guy2: Whoa thats so rare!

by laolanese August 3, 2019