Lotto

Lotto: also know as a handjob. When you play lotto you rub them out.

John: Hey did you cop any whops (head) from that biddy (female) last night??
Jimmy: Nahh broo she just played lotto.
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Nick: Whatd you do last night?
Paul: Nothing mannn just played some lotto then went to bed.

by Azballa7 September 7, 2011

lotto

In online gaming, used to describe a lucky shot. Origin: getting a lotto shot is akin to winning a lottery, in terms of chances. Clearly it happens more than the lottery is won though

that was lotto, (after dying from a clearly lucky shot)

by Konstiin December 30, 2010

Lottoholic

A person who can't pay their bills because they spend all their money on lottery tickets.

"Dude, why are you living in a cardboard box?"

"I couldn't pay my mortgage, I'm a lottoholic"

by wiseguy12 December 6, 2009

Lottocide

(n.) The urge one is struck with when stuck behind an inconsiderate asshole (at a gas station, usually) who is taking all day to figure out which lottery tickets they want to purchase.

I was running late for work and really felt like a lottocide was in order.

by Fart Vader February 15, 2010

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

chop lotto

A DMV rapper from maryland who created and made the term clout baby cool.

chop lotto should be president of the united state

by hoodlum64 March 6, 2019

Lotto Beer

When a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you're skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. The next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it's a beer roll-over (like the Lottery roll-over), in fact because it's a roll-over, he owes you two beers! Lotto Beer!

Friend "Hi mate coming out for a beer?"
You "Nah, I'd love to but I'm skint."
Friend "I'll buy you a beer!"
You "No it's alright, I'm staying in".

A week later in the pub together...
You "Are you gonna get me a beer?"
Friend "What? Get your own!"
You "You owe me one! You said last week you'd buy me a beer!"
Friend "What??? That was last week!!!"
You "Yeah it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What?"
You "You owe me a beer, so it's a beer roll-over!"
Friend "What???"
You "In fact you owe me two beers cos it's a Lotto Beer roll-over! Get 'em in!"

by Dicky Brown January 22, 2008