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A silly man,fool, idiot, somebody who is very drunk,

the background of the word comes from county Cork in Ireland
that lads a langer
he is some langer
langer by buttso May 13, 2005
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The sexiest, most beautiful amazing women you could ever find.. you are either unworthy or stupid to lose a Lanette.
Guy 1: Wow dude you found a Lanette!!
Guy 2: I know I am soooo lucky.
Lanette by CMGLRG January 2, 2012

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.
The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.
Langston Effect by namekman September 23, 2012
Derivitive of langer meaning drunk or 'pissed'
I was so langers after the pub last night I woke up in the park, boy!
Langers by Biorn July 17, 2005

Dennis Langevin

A man that suffers from bone growth deficiancies causing him to be of short stature. "Dennis Langevins" suffer from hairloss. And it seems that his hair might have taken his only sanity with them. He is so crazy infact that whenever his hair does grow back, he shaves it so that he can stay in a total state of insanity. A Dennis Langevin needs an outputs source for his extra crazyness, and therefore takes up position as orchestra director where he can entertain and freak out all that he must. Every once in a while there is a Brownscombe that comes along to tame this wild Langevin. Let it be said that she often succeeds, yet also adopts his crazyness. But when a Brownscombe leaves the Langevin is free to reek havoc amongst Hendrick Middle School. Let this be a warning to all.
DENNIS LANGEVIN @ Hendrick MS
Dennis Langevin by Simmicircle August 26, 2010

Langelos 

1v1 IRL, fight between two persons in real life. Often the person that sends the challenge have to pay the plane-ticket if the person who gets challenged lives far away.
Hey! Langelos? now !... didn´t thought so u little prick..
Langelos by Bartzomg July 28, 2008