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Watermelon Landslide

Term used to denote a woman's large mammaries having the appearance of trying to "hulk" their way from their captivity, i.e. popping out at the seams
Holy shit! that bra looks as if it's struggling to hold back that watermelon landslide!! I better assist!
by bighoss2087 September 29, 2010
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won by a landslide

A term usually used to describe a win by a big margin, this meaning is complete and utter bullshit. The actually meaning is when you win because your opponent is killed in a landslide.
"George Dubya won by a landslide today when John Kerry was tragically killed in one."
by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006
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Land Squid

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.
"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."
by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008
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Landslide

Having sex while one person is on the bed, and the other is standing on the floor
Girl in doggy-style position and guy standing up for extra penetration from the Landslide position
by Goober0027 May 4, 2009
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Obama Landslide

A day before intercourse, have your woman eat a roll of pennies. The next day, begin intercourse when your woman feels the bowel movement coming. When your about to nut, have your woman stand on a chair over you and release her bowels, showering you in a deluge of shit and change.
Last night Betty and I performed the most epic Obama Landslide. She released so much change, I couldn't even tell how shitty it was.
by Bigg Sex March 13, 2009
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landstrider

A semi mytholigical creature

Legend has it that she roams the Peak District on misty days in her pyjamas.

A creature that is not afraid of the mountains and bogs and eats only houmous.

There have been recent 21st century sightings of her at Burbage edge and Kinder Scout but no substantial evidence has been gathered.

It is said that Landstrider is a tame and placid creature with a shrill voice.
"I thought i saw Landstrider yestersay walking at some pace but i couldn't be sure!"

"Mummy, will we see the Landstider on St. Swithens day?"
by briskris March 2, 2021
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Chilean landslide

A sexual position typically only practiced by straight couples although can be altered to cater to homosexual needs. A Chilean landslide refers to the act of a man having his legs and lower body on an elevated surface so that his torso is at a sloping, downward angle (may be achieved using a couch, bed, or similar furniture) . A female then mounts the man reverse-cowgirl style. Sex will usually last close to a minute, at which point the female will release a flush of slow-moving diarrhea that will make its way down the sloping torso of the male who's face will become immersed in the diarrhea, much as what happens when a landslide meets a town.
"Hey Ron! Did you go to the Chilean landslide orgy at Kevin's house? I heard every guy there left with a face full of Chipotle and Taco Bell!"
by Flaccid_Nipples May 29, 2015
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