Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

ladyscaping

Landscaping maintenance of a woman's body. This includes, but is not limited to, manicure/pedicure and waxing of eyebrows, upper lip, legs, and bikini region.

I only go ladyscaping in preparation for a third date.

by Shikosh May 6, 2015

glandscaping

When you shave the area around your anus.

I gotta do some glandscaping to get my body ready for summer!

by hot bacon butthole July 7, 2015

landscraping

The act of completely and utterly destroying the natural environment in a misguided effort to beautify one's outdoor space.

I spent my weekend wrecking God's work by landscraping my urban oasis.

by esookeca May 14, 2007

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

by The Master Bates February 10, 2008

Landraping

The act of vigorously removing all outdoor plants and decor. It is the raping of the land.

When landraping, you will tear up all trees, shrubs, grass, molch, rocks, dirt (optional) - and then discard of it all - leaving the property barren.

Can't afford lawn care anymore? Hire a landraping company to rape your lawn of anything that requires upkeep.

by Landraper October 23, 2011

Handscaping

When a man landscapes a woman's body with his hands and his hands only.

So Ren was handscaping my girl last night - that dirty dog.

by handscapersunite May 11, 2014