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landmaster

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
by David Sakurai January 11, 2009
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Landmine-Girl

地雷女(Jirai-onna) lit. "Land Mine Woman". Usually younger girls.
A 'landmine' is a girl/woman who wears cute clothes/makeup but in truth, is nothing but trouble.
Somewhat like menhera, they're obsessive and tend to have major personality issues.

They tend to be very attention-seeking, have a messy relationship history, and is overly attached to her social media/how she presents herself online.
She will write out her inner angst as poetry and post it while acting vague and aloof. Act vulnerable and self deprecating in front of others for sympathy but is far too self absorbed to try and sympathize with others.
Generally avoided by most Japanese men, being regarded as mentally and emotionally draining.
However, just like Menhera, it has become a sort of fashion trend amongst Japanese women and has given room for a specific style associated with 'Jirai Onna', also called 'Jirai Kei'.

Landmine-Girls/Women are typically characterized by their red eyeshadow, eye bag makeup, thick bangs, twin tails, Sanrio accessories, ribbons and very feminine clothing with slight gothic accents from brands like Liz Lisa, Ank Rouge, and Honey Cinnamon.
"Women with over 2 two ribbons on their body are 20,000,000% a 'Landmine-Girl'." -Kiryu Coco
by TriMeruu October 9, 2020
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Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.
Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.
by Ed Mason May 17, 2008
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etheopian landmine

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can
I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine
by Fuckyourmumhard May 7, 2018
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mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses
Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"
by Special Tim October 2, 2010
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japanese landmine

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.
Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch
by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014
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veitnamese landmine

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room
Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby
by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014
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