tomorrow lander

A gay person that’s fueled by violence and romance

Villanelle from killing eve is a tomorrow lander

by Unknown source November 2, 2022

Going full Lander

When you spill an entire wheel barrow full of concrete on the ground, then your boss/ girlfriend’s father tells you you have no upper body strength, then you blame the concrete truck driver even though he was just doing his job, then you have a full mental breakdown ruining your entire day, then get to go home early from work and take a nap but you’re still as irritable as you were before.

Cole’s going full lander, kid has no upper body strength.

by Cole Lander July 2, 2020

Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

limbo lander

Person awaiting diagnosis of ms

as i have been waiting two years for a diagnosis i consider myself to be a limbo lander

by Mick Cornes June 24, 2007

Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.

Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.

by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005

main-lander

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.

Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!

by collosoll May 23, 2014

ass lander

Ass Lander is someone who always lands on their ass when they fall down.

Kim tripped and fell but did not get hurt because she is an ass lander.

by Whosit606 September 1, 2019