lampshade

A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.

Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.
John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.

by JohnBoy2 March 25, 2008

barbaric lampshade

'Barbaric lampshade' is a term usually said by sarcastic high schoolers. The meaning stems from 'enlightenment'. Ergo, if you're a lampshade, you're idiotic. The barbaric portion is due to you spreading your stupidity around and shoving it down people's throats.

Origin: A freshman at Woodland Junior High School, 2013.

"You barbaric lampshade!"

by Hipster2.0 January 15, 2014

Moldy Lampshade

A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.

I'd stay far away from Philip if i were you, I heard he gave himself a Moldy Lampshade!

by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023

Amsterdam Lampshade

Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.

"Dude, I totally had to Amsterdam Lampshade that girl I met on OkCupid."

by DiabeticD September 1, 2009

Hairy Lampshade

To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

by volcomtoast July 5, 2009

Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.

1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)

by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008

Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!

Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.

by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013