Lameostrophe

A catastrophe of lameness.

I was out on a date with a hot new guy and ran into my mom's friend crazy cat lady; the date deteriorated into a lameostrophe at record speed.

by Flyalien May 7, 2011

Lameost

An object, person or event that was, is or is going to be almost-lame in a positive sense, that is to say; better than lame, but only marginally.

"Man last night was lameost!"

by Olygrom September 30, 2012

lamppost mod

The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.

Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.

by B-rakeofficial May 3, 2017

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

by The One Italiano January 5, 2009

lamppost

A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.

-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?

Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...

by your dog.....warf! March 13, 2011

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011