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Blue Labes 

The female version of Blue Balls.
My partner has been such a tease and holding out... I got Blue Labes and need some sexual relief now!
Blue Labes by Guiggs June 25, 2016
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Laleş lalesh Laleshka Laleska göt lalesi Lale lalisa labes lamester lalex
A beautiful Persian woman with dark hair and gorgeous eyes. A great friend and strong person, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.
Guy 1: Check out that girl over there. She is such a knockout.

Guy 2: Yeah, she is. I hear she is a Laleh, though, so I hope you can handle her.

Guy 1: Well, I'll give it a shot. I've always wanted to march in a protest.
Laleh by killerjoe26 February 12, 2010

lamesauce 

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
lamesauce by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005
a group of losers, people who have no life. lame people that tend to travel in a pack. a way of calling some one a loser, and insaulting their friends
"hey mark...i believe your lamesquad is over there..."
Lamesquad by Raepaige23 April 7, 2009
Lale

Turkish name for Tulip. Brunette. Cool, calm and collected, but also known for having strong emotions. This girl is complicated. Great taste in clothing and fashion, but a bad taste in friends. Lale could also be called Lala, Lulu, Lala Bear.
Me: "Lale! Don't walk into the wall!"
Lale: "I can do whatever I want!!"
Lale by lelbie November 23, 2013

Twin Lakes 

The dirty. Known as the meeting place of the world's population, the middle-ground of everything. Nobody that lives here wants to stay here. The population income is extremely diverse, ranging anywhere from people that are living off food stamps to people who make millions. There are two lakes, Mary & Elizabeth, hence the name Twin Lakes. There is a small gang population known as the Twin Lakes Snakes. They ride around on bikes and/or drive hopped up cars. They are known due to the fact that they post out in front of the laundry mat across from Subway. There's an old man that drives an orange Lotus Exige that has it etched into his brain that he owns the streets. The town consists of two gas stations, four banks, and the all wonderful grocery store Sentry Goods. In the summer time, a large amount of Illinois douche bags like to drive up to their summer homes on our lakes. Fortunately, there is an upside, and the local police are only on the look-out for cars with Illinois plates which makes it nearly impossible for a resident of Twin Lakes to get pulled over. You're a local if you go to the gas station, and the attendant there is someone you went to high school with. It would seem as though we have more bars than we do people, but I assure you that is a misconception. Population: ~5500. But 20 bars within a 5 mile radius can do more than accommodate us. Beer consumption is unparalleled.
Twin Lakes Teenager: "Twin Lakes is such a shit hole, I can't wait to get out of here."

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Illinois Driver: "Let's go to Twin Lakes to our summer home and get pulled over!"

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New resident: "I hope moving to the town of Twin Lakes was a good idea. I want our son to have a great future."

Current Resident: "If that's what you were set out to do, you made the biggest mistake of your lives."