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lahoriposting

Lahori-posting
/ l3h'orəi-pəʊstɪŋ /

noun British

- The constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.
Mohammad, stop lahoriposting.
by Dirtydirtydaniel September 17, 2018
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Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
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lagoon

"We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!"
by cuntfuckll February 16, 2009
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LALOOSH

An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.
John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.
by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010
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Laho

Hey bro you wanna lick my laho
by wa danzwrldd May 31, 2022
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Lagoon monster

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022
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The lady in the white lagoon

A group of men, circled around a girl jerking off and the last one to cum has to have sex with her with the cum from everyone else still on.
It started as a game of frosty the snowman than quickly turned into the lady in the white lagoon.
by The lady in the white lagoon December 30, 2014
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