landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

by prof_db January 28, 2021

La La Landed

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

jacobs ladder

Several piercings down the length of the shaft of the penis.

8=:=:=:=D

You can see the three piercings making up the Jacobs Ladder.
There are often more.

by Jethrob May 8, 2008

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009

Borrowed Ladder

Taken from the movie "Gattaca". The term is associated with a detested segment of society; one of those who refuses to play the hand that he was dealt. Most commonly known as a borrowed ladder, or a de-gene-erate.

We have a borrowed ladder who has infiltrated Gattaca and has been mascarading as one of it employees.

by T-DawG November 23, 2004

Ladder Kat

Something you use to climb up gigantic water slides. May come with or without hair. Does not resemble a cat in anyway, aside from hair and smile.

Andrea A: "Hey how'd you get up that slide so fast? it must have been 20 ft at least."

Andrea B: "Oh, I just used my ladder kat."

by AnnieJenkins August 23, 2008