Lactarted

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

by thebigneon April 7, 2007

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

Factarded

Someone who is incapable of understanding the difference between an actually factually documented occurrence and opinion, myth, urban legends and outright lies. May be applied to conspiracy theorists, science deniers and religious fundamentalists. This is the kind of person who will be certain that the drunk guy next to him at the bar knows some kind of great secret when thousands of witnesses, documented evidence and hours of video footage prove otherwise. Note that this should not apply to people in cases where a true difference of opinion may take place, such as political ideology or favorite sports teams, but only in cases where a person seems incapable of accepting massive amounts of empirical evidence.

Alice: "There is no evidence to support that humans contribute to global warming. It's a conspiracy between scientists so Al-Qaeda can keep our oil."

Bob: "What the hell, are you factarded or something?"

by DrBruz January 27, 2015

Litarded

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded

Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded

by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018