Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

lactard

a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products

cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 8, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

Lacrashing

The act of turning into a swan and raping someone

The mean old man across the street was caught lacrashing his dog

by Little Click Click February 14, 2012

LaCharise

A sexy charming thick girl who love to have fun with a great personality.

I love LaCharise

by LaCharise October 5, 2017

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 27, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003