Lotion

A pale white girl that is out of place in a predominantly black or Hispanic neighborhood.

Look at lotion over there, she must be lost.

by Slize November 22, 2021

lotion

some you dry, ashy legs ass mfs need

ty:bro you ashy asf yo knees are crying for some lotion

ashy knee niggas: damn

by luvfor._.tyy May 1, 2022

Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

Lotion

Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.

"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"

by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024

lotion bottle

a topping you put on your food

“bro i had fries today so i grabbed a lotion bottle and used the lotion as a sauce”- Ron

by iloveghosts June 8, 2021

lotion booger

The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

by t_bag July 24, 2008

Lotion Effect

When a girl begins to tear when they look at you, specifically if you are attractive.

I don't know why but every time I look a cute guy, I begin to tear up for no reason. He's got that lotion effect when I look at him.

by SoccerElite17 August 13, 2010