snatch latch

The female equivilant of a cockblock. A female who prevents another female from getting laid. Sometimes a Mother Hen

Nancy, you stupid snatch latch, I think that guy really liked me and you had to come in and tell him I have a boyfriend!

by Web Witch July 20, 2008

Latched Up

A girl with a boyfriend.

John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!

by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017

lochana

Lochana is a beautiful lady with beautiful heart and mesmerising eyes. She is amazing inside out. She is like water which can fit into any circumstances or situation.

Lochana can be a friend that everyone dreams off.

by Ukuggf November 24, 2021

Loch Ness Monster

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.

The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

by Raw Doggy May 9, 2010

lochaned

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones

damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned

by surfers field hockey man May 29, 2009

latchkey kid

A child (usually younger like age 7-13) who comes home (usually from school) to an empty house and is left unsupervised and to fend for themselves until someone older comes home to watch over them. This is usually done for 2-4 hours. This name/phrase originates from the latchkey of a door because the child is often given the responsibility/privilege/burden of carrying a key to the house around with them (even in school). The key is typically worn around the neck or kept in a hidden area of the book bag but is also sometimes hidden under a door mat of the house, or in some other hidden location near the door.

See also: child neglect

Every day little Stephen has to come home to an empty house and raise himself from 3-6. He bears the burden of being a Latchkey Kid.

by Home Alone for Realz September 3, 2009

Litchfield

An abnormally large penis, generally found on those believed not to have one. Occasionally hangs slightly to the left.

Quit flicking my Litchfield.

by Aj Picklesimer November 17, 2010