lochaned

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones

damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned

by surfers field hockey man May 29, 2009

lohaned

A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008

lohaned

To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.

I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!

by CBra June 30, 2007

lohaned

v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.

Damn dude, I got Lohaned last night!!!

by mbbeets June 24, 2007

Lohaned

The act of banging a girl on all fours. Similar to doggystyle

Damn man I lohaned the shit outta this bitch last night

by steeleclem January 30, 2009

Lochraned

When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.

You have just been Lochraned.

by MWindsor September 30, 2014

Lochraned

When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.

You have just been Lochraned.

by MWindsor September 30, 2014