Lando

A symbol of all that is cool and/or rad. Very interesting. Sleek. As seen on Family Guy episode 'Let's Go To The Hop'.

That joke was very Lando.

by Fetus September 22, 2003

Lando

v. When someone's desperation is exploited by a person to whom they're already heavily indebted to.

James: 'Hey bro, we're loaded and need to get to the club. You're going to pick us up and take us there now.'

Bill: 'But dude, I borrowed your car because I need to get to work at 5am! That's 3 hours from now.'

James: 'I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.'

Billy 'You're landoing me dude! This deal gets worse all the time.'

by Dictomophone November 16, 2013

lando

A person deprived of a childhood.

A consequence of this deprival is that said person becomes a traitor in all aspects of their lives.

"Hey, remember Ghost Castle? How cool was that?

"Ghost what?"

"you fucking Lando, I bet you don't even remember The A-Team, Fun House or Finders Keepers."

"you're making these shows up."

"No I'm not you wierdo. You're just likethat dude in Big, becoming an adult overnight, missing your entire childhood."

"Big? Never heard of it."

"Lando, shut up you bloody Judas."

by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 21, 2005

Lando

Its a short term meaning to receive a hand-job. As lando sounds like hando or hand-job. It is used when family members are in a earshot from your conversation where hand-jobs may be referenced.

Guy 1: "hey man how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "it was awesome I got a major lando"

by totallynottheguywhosaidhewould January 30, 2015

Lando

Big, fat, ugly, son-of-a-bench

John thinks that David is a Lando

by howtobench December 3, 2018

Lando

A word describing how you can't trust someone

IDK so he's lando

by Coolestboi January 13, 2019

Lando

the blue bird from angry birds

Hey look, it's lando from angry birds

by notdarkjosie February 15, 2020