lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

lactivist

"A lactivist is a lactation activist: someone who considers him/herself an advocate for breastfeeding, whether or not s/he's nursed. Lactivism comes in many forms: choosing to breastfeed, choosing to breastfeed for an extended period of time, choosing to breastfeed in public, choosing to smile at a breastfeeding woman, encouraging other women to breastfeed, educating the public on the benefits of breastfeeding, lobbying for pro-breastfeeding legislation, etc. Maybe you're already a lactivist, and didn't know it."

from A Call to Arms and Breasts by Stacey Greenberg

She and her friend are both lactivists.

"Breastmilk is best for all babies" said Susie, a lactivist from Central City.

by Lactivist Intactivist July 16, 2008

Lactating wombat

Lactating wombat is the term given to a short, round, aged and loud man that has no discernable good looks and bears the resemblance of a wombat. He has mild erectile dysfunctions along with sore, tender nipples which leak prefusely.

"man, that guy just keeps talking, and look at the wet patches on his shirt!, he looks like a lactating wombat"

by Control-room Bloke April 2, 2010

erotic lactation

Suckin' some milk providing titties sexually!

Having a new baby isn't all bad, me and my wife can now engage in some erotic lactation!

by dunnomanatallyall February 27, 2014

Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

by justhatguy July 27, 2009