Kwan Dao

A chinese halberd having a slender, curing blade, usually with tassles on the tips. Used by the anceint warrior Kwan Dao who supposedly became a god.

The Kwan Dao was used cheifly for taking down calvary.

by The Zebu December 7, 2003

King Kwan

A thewinekone lookalike who is "weird."

Hey King Kwan. You're a thewinekone lookalike who is weird!

by GooTuM December 13, 2008

Death Kwan Do

A martial arts skill harnessed by mastering the powers of Mullets and Cutt-Off jeans.

Popularized by "The Regular Show"

I learned The death-punch of death
What?
It's Death Kwan Do

by CaptainCharismaN.E. May 20, 2011

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

Twat Kwan Do

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.

Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"

by datwatter December 31, 2014

Bruce-Kwan-Do

deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.

Ummmmmmm....do not embarace me in my Bruce-Kwan-Do Dojo.

by morgan hariett taubman freeman June 9, 2010

suck my kwan

An insult such as suck my wang or suck it. Also the best comeback ever.

Girl: You are so retarded.
Other girl: Suck my kwan!!!!

by Mannalin November 6, 2007