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krasimira

Krasimira is a strong, gorgeous woman with a sharp mind and the most loving, carrying, selfless heart. She is interesting, funny, adventurous and the best friend you can ever have. A goddess.
“Ah my life is a mess!”
“At least you have a Krasimira in your life!”
by MagMacarena December 3, 2017
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Kratos

The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.
Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos...

Dude 2: Jesus...really?!

Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...

Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...
by God, bitches. August 6, 2010
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Related Words
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Kratos Messi

It is a version Kratos, but he is Messi
by BlackOrion December 12, 2022
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Mr krabs

"Eugene Harold Krabs" better known as "Mr.Krabs" is a fictional character from the cartoon show- "Spongebob Squarepants"

He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.

He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.

He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.
Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs

Example-

Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks

Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't

Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?

Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!

Flying Dutchman- 62 cents

Mr krabs- I'll take the money

Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)
by SassySumeet414 December 4, 2022
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What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
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krassenstein

Floating turds that will not flush.
I've flushed this toilet four times and this krassenstein just won't go away.
by Orange Man Bad 2020 January 10, 2019
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Krashenpilled

A reference to the matrix used in language learning.

Stephen Krashen is a linguist, educational researcher, and political activist. Recently, more of his research in Linguistics has been exposed to the broader language learning community. The extra exposure has prompted the term to represent someone who uses Immersion-based language learning .
He used to spend 1 hour a day doing grammar drills but he's been Krashenpilled and now he spends 8 watching anime without subs.
by SimplyBac January 25, 2021
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