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Land Kraken 

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010
perfect,stunning,amazing,and smart (kricket) short small girl who can get any guy
person 1: wow she perfect
person 2: shes soo kricket
kricket by imrealcool May 31, 2015

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...
Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

knacker sack 

noun: the pouch of skin which contains the testes (or baws)
i have just caught my knacker sack in my zip & it hurts like a bastard
knacker sack by wullie macd July 24, 2006
Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".
The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.
knacked by guckpup June 12, 2010

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).
"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."