kooble

Some one who is crazy or obsessed.

"We went to see my crazy ol' grandma. She's a kooble."

by Pizza (D) November 16, 2006

kooties

(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States

1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.

by dakangan January 28, 2006

Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.

Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.

by Sir Duke October 12, 2006

Kootie-Kat

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.

She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.

by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011

kookle

v. To expound on a subject using "teh crazy"

Therefore, he kookles, the world is currently in a deep freeze and a little warming would be good for us, and entirely tolerable.

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek July 24, 2009

Koogler

A German God who oozed sex appeal. He was the complete embodiment of physical perfection.

Koogler was even mightier than Testiclees, the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.

by applefuz January 1, 2009

kootie tang

When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.

"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."

by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006