Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 09, 2023

Kofi brokeman

It is a roasted ripe plantain accompanied by roasted groundnuts. It is relatively known for its affordability and satisfaction.

Adwoa didn’t have enough money so all she could afford to buy was Kofi brokeman.

by NeverblameJesse December 30, 2021

Kofi Danso

Mostly short guy. Humble and nice to people, Girls like him but shy to tell him until he approach them. He is mostly filled with great talents ...
He love to do what his heart and soul tells him ... Great rappers and singers,

People criticise him for Notin just because they are real.
Always success comes his way mostly at the end after he has lost most of his friends ...

Girl 1 : My school has one of the best rappers

Girl 2 : And who is that?

Girl 1 : Kofi Danso

by Macx photography November 14, 2019

Kofi Hayford

Amazing Roommate of Dim, just shaved his head today.

"hey kofi"
"hey Dim"

by Dim September 20, 2003

Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 05, 2005

Kofi Annan

The weakest coffee in the world.

If you want a weak, non-threatening coffee with no power, opt for Kofi Annan.

by Bob Johnson May 14, 2005

Kofi Asshole

This guy is about as much a friend of the American people as Osama Bin Laden.

The UN should be evicted from the U.S. immediately and the UN building should be demolished immediately thereafter.

by Go straight to hell you fascists. September 21, 2004