kobesexual

a person, usually a California resident, who exhibits extreme feelings of desire and admiration for LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant

These damn kobesexuals are starting to annoy me.

by Jude August 13, 2004

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009

kolsexual

Only being in love with a fictional original vampire named kol from tvd and originals

Klaus: are you in love with my brother
Kol: yes guess shes kolsexual

by Kolz mikaelsons girlfriend December 30, 2020

Klombosexual

A person who feels sentimental or sexual attraction to the Klombo NPC in Fortnite battle royale

Man i think im klombosexual i mean klombos are sick, just look at that smile!!

by Modnar_dude February 2, 2022