I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Ass Knot mug.Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Me: "$80 hair provided"
Girl: "i got 30."
Me: 30 what
Girl: "$, knotless."
Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."
Girl: "well i want knotless."
Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."
Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."
Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"
Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."
Me: "uh okay."
Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.
Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."
Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
by Alise the alien July 26, 2021
Get the u mad hoe knotless mug.An anal sex position where the female sits in the lap of a male (either in a chair or lying down) with her back facing the man in a Reverse Cowgirl position. The woman then leans back against the male’s chest & in lifting her legs up towards her shoulders, the male links his arms through the woman’s legs & then locks his hands behind her head which pulls & locks the female’s legs open & back as far as they will go towards her head, therefore putting the female Spread Eagle in a Full Nelson Headlock (using her legs instead of her arms).
Having the female locked in this position gives 100% control of the depth, speed & duration of anal sex act to the male. While it allows the male unrestricted anal penetration, it also offers a clear & impressive view (for a mirror / webcam / friends / ex-husbands) of the relentless ass pounding taking place.
With this position being quite popular in the mid 90’s, the Cox Knot (or Cox Lock) is now becoming fashionable again in the pornography world as a “signature position” by Porn Stars such as Sasha Gray.
Having the female locked in this position gives 100% control of the depth, speed & duration of anal sex act to the male. While it allows the male unrestricted anal penetration, it also offers a clear & impressive view (for a mirror / webcam / friends / ex-husbands) of the relentless ass pounding taking place.
With this position being quite popular in the mid 90’s, the Cox Knot (or Cox Lock) is now becoming fashionable again in the pornography world as a “signature position” by Porn Stars such as Sasha Gray.
"At the party in Hollywood last night, Adam had Rebecca in a Cox Knot on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"
"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"
"Yeah"
"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"
"Yeah"
by stacey846622 January 5, 2009
Get the Cox Knot mug.The forceful expulsion of an impacted turd that forces immediate bleeding from the creation of a fissure or from irritation to severe case of trucker's knuckles.
Dan was constipated for a week. Although he took laxatives, only brut force finally cleared the impacted feces when he blew out a Blood Knot.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2015
Get the Blood Knot mug.Small brown balls found in the crotch area of a woman's panties. Formed by the amalgamation of the remanants of faecal matter, piss crystals and other vaginal discharge.
"I ate one of Carols Quilby Knots the other night, it looked and tasted a bit like a malteaser."
"Can you recommend a washing powder that will get rid of my Quilby Knots"
"Can you recommend a washing powder that will get rid of my Quilby Knots"
by Zombie_475 July 2, 2014
Get the quilby knot mug.It's an odd term really, Juniper's Knot resembles a lot fencing, though it being much more mental than physical.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
by Ruvingheim October 19, 2019
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