knockin' on heavens door

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.

Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

knockoff

(n.) knockoff - a copy of an original brand, often priced dramatically lower than an authentic. Commonly, the designs will have been altered a bit, or they will appear the exact same, but some small detail may prove they are not authentic.

"Woah, a Dior wallet for $40.00? That can't be possible."
"It isn't. See? The interior isn't leather, it's plastic. And the stitching is loose and falling apart. It's definitely a knockoff."

by Ulrika July 4, 2006

knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

Knocking a grant out

Code for stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure

I'm going knocking a grant out

by S13rev February 5, 2023

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

Dick Knockout

To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.

- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !

by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015

Noodle Knocking

The act of shooting somebody in the head at close range.

"Ain't no driveby's done around here, we strait up noodle knocking man."

by cmescopen January 16, 2009