Keighten

He sucks at basketball likes watermelon he has the biggest ass of guys and big lips and a small dick

Keighten likes fried chicken

by Keighten is gay April 7, 2022

Dark Knighted

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!

Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!

by Mad Villain & Supra Man March 2, 2014

White Knighting

White Knighting typically occurs when their are two men and one girl. White Knighting is easy to spot and very annoying when you are trying to get laid with a crappy wingman.

White Knighting is when one man is trying to get a girl into his bed while in the same area as his friend, his friend (if he is a White Knight) will typically attempt to disperse the conversation by presenting his chivalrous words such as: "Have some respect for women, Johnny" or "Miss, he's just trying to get laid" while simultaneously attempting to get laid himself by showing respect to the women. A White Knight will never act chivalrous when he is not around another guy.

Jim: Hey babe, you wanna go back to my place? I'll make you some food.
Lancelot: Jim, your just trying to sleep with her, I see this every time we go out
Girl: Excuse me? I'm not a slut. (leaves)
Jim: What the hell Lancelot, quit your White Knighting, I was about to get laid.
Lancelot: Dude I know! We should totally go out again tomorrow! I'm about to get that girls number, she's totally into me.

by Lord_Edward October 28, 2009

Knighting Ceremony

An historic event in which the female falls to her knees, bows her head and closes her eyes to signify her preparedness for the honor. Her sex-friend places his schlong first on her left shoulder, then her right. As the soon-to-be knight lifts her head to rise to her feet, she is met by a cockslap with the strength of a thousand suns.

-I wanted to have sex to her, but she wasn't of noble descent...
-That's too bad that you couldn't get busy on her.
-Well we just had to have a knighting ceremony first...then we smashed.

by jouststrap July 21, 2011

black knighting

An individual embracing trolling and ad hominem attacks on a messageboard, focused upon a single hapless poster. This is regardless of the topic of conversation and how correct the poster is. The natural converse to white knighting

Poster A: Hi im new!

Black Knight: GO

FUCK

YOURSELF

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Poster A: You guys are wrong, you really need to use the quadratic equation to find the roots.
Poster B: Yeah, i guess so.

Black Knight: GO

FUCK


YOURSELF

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Poster B: Hi im new!
Poster A: Me too!
Poster B: Hey what's up :)
Poster A: Not much, I'm gonna buy a TV!
Black Knight: BUY A FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS
Poster B: strong black knighting

by Jinkobells January 6, 2009

Dark All-Knighter

Pulling a "Dark All-Knighter" is when you go to see the premiere of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, on Friday morning at 12:01 A.M. or 3:30 A.M. and then stay up all night to go to work that Friday morning.

Yo dude, I went to see premiere of the new Batman movie last night at 12:01 A.M. then had to be in at work this morning at 8 so I pulled a Dark All-Knighter.

by LADAWRXSTi August 10, 2008

knighted

Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.

Before getting a blow job, Bob knighted Becky and she like it!

by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009