It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.
by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015
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Get the kesami mug.Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.
Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.
Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*
by Peppermint T October 30, 2014
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"Did the you see they built a new Kneale Establishment down the road?"
"No way! We're so lucky- we should go say hi right away!"
"No way! We're so lucky- we should go say hi right away!"
by HighRanker December 2, 2009
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cock kneading nymphos are never satisfied no matter how much you fuck her;
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he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)
by StephsToyz June 24, 2010
Get the cock kneading nympho mug.1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.
1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".
by Big Larry Givens January 12, 2012
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I once lied to a Kiesau. He told me that he was going to get me in trouble. I told him I stole from him and he thought so. But it was a lie he had it in his locker the whole time. Kiesau kiesau kiesau.
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