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Kiesau's are very athletic and love sports. I wonder how they were once alive but now they're all so sad.possibly Kleptomaniac. Foolish.,
I once lied to a Kiesau. He told me that he was going to get me in trouble. I told him I stole from him and he thought so. But it was a lie he had it in his locker the whole time. Kiesau kiesau kiesau.
kiesau by TopazCollie January 23, 2018
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Kiosaurus 

A (usually) wild Pokemon. Kiosaurus - which evolves into Kiozilla - is a fire type Pokemon that is often found in forests, and the occasional cave. It's attacks are powerful, but water works very good against it. It comes out at night, or in the early-morning hours, and will sometimes flee from a battle after a few rounds. It is suggested to use an Ultra Ball, or Masterball, to catch this Pokemon.
"A WILD KIOSAURUS appeared!"
"Go, Noodles! Noodles used BUBBLES! It's super-effective!"
"Kiosaurus used FLAMETHROWER!"
"Noodles fainted!"
Kiosaurus by Setio August 4, 2007
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1. To kiss someone against their will and against their moral code.
2. To kiss someone in a threatening manner.

see also, Kissaulted, Kissaulting, Kissaultion
Cheese: Pesto Kissaulted me at that dance.
Alex: Holy Shit that's ruff, call the police on that shit. Kissaultion is a federal offense.
A beautiful girl with a kinda heart who will always be there for the people she loves
Boy 1: sigh I’m very sad:(
Boy 2: it’s okay you can always talk to kisaun
kisaun by Shopixxee July 24, 2023

kiesactualgf 

kiesactualgf is kies actual gf they are literally one of my favorite mutuals and i love them val is literally so nice
omg is that kiesactualgf😱😱 yes it is kies actual gf
kiesactualgf by slut4cline September 6, 2021
Usually the First name of a male and they are often referred to as a Waste Man
Kesaun by The Good Citizen October 9, 2020
To trip, fall, or otherwise crash to the ground in an ungraceful matter. Only can be referred to as a kiesa if serious injury results.
"Bro!! Why do you have that cast on? I saw you four hours ago and it wasn't there! Did you kiesa?"

"Yeah dude. That was the roughest kiesa I have ever had"
kiesa by Mindizz October 15, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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