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Three Knee Deep

In prison: To stab someone so that they’re injured, but not killed, usually as a warning.
by Neacher May 18, 2013
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Kneenis

Like the weenis of the elbow, a kneenis is the bit of skin covering your knee
My kneenis feels like a pig
by mynameisgary March 18, 2009
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Knee dragger

Anyone who "takes the knee" or kneels infront of someone.
Hey officer, dont kneel infront of them, arrest them you knee dragger
by BritishPork June 18, 2020
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Thunder Knee

To raise Knee in air while jumping and making contact with the body /or, and/ face while thrusting both elbows back with fist balled up also screaming "Thunder Knee!!!" (Eagle helmet will make even more epic!)
As you are about to defeat your opponent and he is dizzy while standing up (Mortal Kombat style) or on there knees (Easiest to do). for the first situation, ask a friend to get on all fours, take a few steps back to gain maximum damage, then proceed to run forward and jump off the back of your friend and scream "Thunder Knee" while drilling your knee in the side of there face or chest with the right knee (Left optional) (Pads if weak in the knee) while your foe is Standing. If you are in the second situation and your opponent is dazed while on knees. Take a few steps back for the maximum momentum, then charge forward and impale your knee into there face while screaming "Thunder Knee!!!". if done right in both situations your opponent should be knocked out or dead. after this proceed to say "YES!!!"
by 16BiTManiac April 24, 2010
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Keen-a-saurus Rex

An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.
Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."
by Dr. Keen October 24, 2011
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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
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arrow in the knee

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a memorable quote originating from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. An often repeated stock line throughout the game, it went on to inspire the snowclone “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

Largely owing to the positive reception of Skyrim, “I Took An Arrow To The Knee” eventually became perceived as a hyper-saturated cliche, similar to “The Cake Is A Lie” from the puzzle action game Portal. In response to the indiscriminate usage of the phrase, some fans of the game began posting satirical animations and image macros criticizing its hackneyed nature.

It is also argued that Taking an arrow in the knee is a Nordic saying meaning "Getting married." Thus, "I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee," actually means that getting married ended his adventuring career.
I used to be an adventurer like you...then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you...then I got married.
by Cespanar June 23, 2013
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