Klutz/Spaz

1. A person who is very clumsy. They drop and trip over anything. They also are very jumpy and sometimes you fear that they have an undignosed mental illness.

1. Megann dropped something again, she is the biggest Klutz/Spaz I have ever known.

by Dirnt September 30, 2005

klafte

Yiddish for cunt. Yiddish slang vulgarity to describe a vagina or as an expression like "bitch".

She is truly a klafte. What a klafte!

by David Chase January 19, 2008

klutzterfuck

klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz

The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.

by Schnackenpfefferhausen October 10, 2015

klutt

it’s a little brown square but actually it’s flea but a better one

“omg klutt”
“omg klutt is amazing”

by theswedishklutt March 14, 2019

Kluts

Someone who always does things wrong and never right.

"makes people laugh for entertainment aka the clown of the group" - kluts

by MandaD July 31, 2009

klutzophobia

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people

My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.

by D.B.H. December 26, 2006

Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.

Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'

by bilekka111 April 13, 2009