klonked 

another word for being completely out of it, or even just spaced out

"yo, why do you look so klonked right now?"

klonked by frejanator December 5, 2023

Klinkies 

The act of mutual anilingus (ass eating) between man and woman, typically husband and wife. Named for Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, the Barbie and Ken killers. Paul referred to Karla as his “little ass licker” and there is a picture of them holding two alcoholic beverages while drunk; presumably, one would think they toasted the drinks, creating a “klink” sound, thus “klinkies”.

Paul: Here’s to our relationship and our wanton murder of young women!
*drinks hit each other”
Paul: Klinkies!
Karla: can I eat your ass now?
Eminem: sure, if I can eat yours.

Klinkies by VickyVonVanimal December 25, 2024

Honka-galonker-klonkers 

Giant Titties

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"

Honka-galonker-klonkers by Starberryboba_milk September 28, 2021

a doodas mr klonker 

Someone that is slightly autistic and senile while also showing a slight hint of asperger syndrome, while also being pretty normal

You are a doodas mr klonker keep at it

a doodas mr klonker by Quasmudu July 30, 2024