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A KLOK is a person who has many layers to them, like an onion. The layers on the outside are usually bad layers, but when you get past those layers things get better. They usually think they are know-it-all's or that they're better than everyone else and overall, they're pretty lame.
Person 1: "Do you see that kid over there?"
Person 2:"Oh, him? He's too much of a KLOK."
KLOK by it's raining rasisns July 9, 2022
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Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.
Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019
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Nikos Kokkinis 

Nikos Kokkinis is the most handsome boy existed. He is incredibly beautiful and insanely funny. Chara loves him sfm (especially when he doesn't play League of Legends). and she will give the world to him, because he deserves it!
Iam so thankful that Nikos Kokkinis is in my life!!!
Nikos Kokkinis by Xara paok May 15, 2023
the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.
Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!
Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

kloekism 

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.
1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."
kloekism by daniskins November 20, 2010

Riley Klosky 

Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse
I wish I were Riley Klosky
Riley Klosky by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019
a very cocky person, especially of asian descent. usually gets good grades, participates in math/sciencey extra-curriculars, and can not stop talking about themselves.
"Stop saying you're going to get into Harvard! you're being so Kwokky!"
kwokky by eSKape February 21, 2009