Klink

A pompous over confident infallible person.

Jennifer: "I don't understand, I thought you said the color of the grass was blue, I'm looking at it now and it's definitely green..."

Dan: "You clearly did not understand as you lack intelligence, by blue I meant Green..."

Jennifer (under breath): "Gosh, he's such a Klink...."

by Miserable_oh so January 11, 2010

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

klingklonging

When a guy fists a girl in the ass and pussy as the same time.

Sometimes referred to as fistfapping.

As opposed to Clapclogging, when it's male on male.

I was klingklonging that bitch when her Dad walked in.

by MisterPhister May 4, 2014

klink

(v.) To Klink someone is to hit someone over the head with a German World War 2 entrenching tool in a comical manner.

omfg i klinked j00! haHaHAhAha

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Klink

A derogatory term for Klingons.

The word would be used in much the same fassion as Paki or Chink (Racist names for Pakistani and Chinese people)

I hate those nasty klinks, they keep beating up my buddy

by Zebramanii February 25, 2011

klick it

To lose one's temper/go nuts/blow one's stack; a Sydney term I think

I klicked it at those bastards cause they play like bitches

by LiQuiD May 5, 2004

klinklon

an endearing short form for someone with the name "Kalinda"

I'm watching saturday night live with klinklon

by RaGau December 12, 2009