by ESTFU February 20, 2009
Get the Kient mug.A cute guy who is smart and very patient. Dominant in company of guys and very attractive to girls. Usually very private in life. Good in video games and can be good in bed. Ideal to have him as friend and for some girls ideal boyfriend. Loves coffee, alcohol, sexy girls and good pubs.
Person 1: I'm in love with Kliment, what a guy he is.
Person 2: I drink beer and watch football with Kliment.
Person 3: Kliment is such a fuckboy!
Person 2: I drink beer and watch football with Kliment.
Person 3: Kliment is such a fuckboy!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Males
Tend to be big dudes, and are of a bigger build than your average male. This may directly relate to the Neanderthal era when Skull crushing was the Sunday sport, usually won by a Kleintges, Big hands means holding four joints at once is not a problem, while also holding multiple beers in one hand. This leaves the other hand free to change Tuunes on the laptop.
Males
Tend to be big dudes, and are of a bigger build than your average male. This may directly relate to the Neanderthal era when Skull crushing was the Sunday sport, usually won by a Kleintges, Big hands means holding four joints at once is not a problem, while also holding multiple beers in one hand. This leaves the other hand free to change Tuunes on the laptop.
by DavieSchlong April 23, 2010
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The Kleintges females’ are mentally and physically strong but still is very feminine and delicate the same time. Usually blonde, as this is the preferred hair colour of choice. Normally very attractive women who are very addictive, just like SnoopDog is to weed!
Defining feature are that they are excessively big chested, as this allows for feeding of all 14 children at once. They also double up as a nurturing pillows for the one she loves to rest there sleepie head on.
They can be crazy when it's ok to be, but can also be calm and controlled when the time calls for it.
Another defining feature is the Bum
It is documented that it stretches from the lower portion of the calf muscles right up to bra strap level, venture careful. It has been known for men have lost fingers to this area of the there anatomy, the film Teeth was actually based on this fact. Another feature related to the Kleintges gen is there outlandish feet size, it is believed that this has evolved from the need to keep your stability when drunken. Large feet = greater stability.
Hopefully it has been documented well enough that if you every spot a Kleintges do not miss the opportunity to make them your friends.
Females
The Kleintges females’ are mentally and physically strong but still is very feminine and delicate the same time. Usually blonde, as this is the preferred hair colour of choice. Normally very attractive women who are very addictive, just like SnoopDog is to weed!
Defining feature are that they are excessively big chested, as this allows for feeding of all 14 children at once. They also double up as a nurturing pillows for the one she loves to rest there sleepie head on.
They can be crazy when it's ok to be, but can also be calm and controlled when the time calls for it.
Another defining feature is the Bum
It is documented that it stretches from the lower portion of the calf muscles right up to bra strap level, venture careful. It has been known for men have lost fingers to this area of the there anatomy, the film Teeth was actually based on this fact. Another feature related to the Kleintges gen is there outlandish feet size, it is believed that this has evolved from the need to keep your stability when drunken. Large feet = greater stability.
Hopefully it has been documented well enough that if you every spot a Kleintges do not miss the opportunity to make them your friends.
by DavieSchlong April 23, 2010
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Get the klimentina mug.A comeback phrase in german specifically saying, you are small in the pants!! This is most perferreably an insult towards boys. Heeheehee.
by b-child May 12, 2006
Get the du bist klien in der hosen! mug.Is where a bunch of rich italian people live. It is often visited by many other italian (and non italian) people who drive their $500,000+ car and park it on the side of islington where there is a slight possibility it will be hit. Klienburg also offers overpriced cafés located throughout the miniature town. Nonetheless, if you want to see houses that are made for royalty and cars that kids in Africa will never see in their whole life, please, visit klienburg.
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