Kiwiserver is a shit copy of the shit MMORPG "Tibia". Often Americans mistake the copy to be a fruit eating game but they get rather disappointed when they realise it's about the based on the "New Zealander". In this shit copy, there are many corrupt gamemasters, and the owner likes to scam you out of your money by deleting your character after you donate over 160$.
The owner is often lusting after young spanish girls to prey upon, and will try to use his power on literally every woman who ever plays the shit copy. He believes that many of them are his 'girlfriends'.
The owner likes to delete players who pass one of his 'girlfriends' in levels. He accuses them of cheating and then deletes them from the shit copy, all of his bum-buddies agreeing with him.
All in all, it sucks shit.
The owner is often lusting after young spanish girls to prey upon, and will try to use his power on literally every woman who ever plays the shit copy. He believes that many of them are his 'girlfriends'.
The owner likes to delete players who pass one of his 'girlfriends' in levels. He accuses them of cheating and then deletes them from the shit copy, all of his bum-buddies agreeing with him.
All in all, it sucks shit.
Mary: Hey did you play that shit copy, kiwiserver last night?
Joseph: Yeah, it sucked shit.
Mary: Oh, it's okay, just e-mail the owner on his private e-mail account "shizaxin@gmail.com" and he'll give you free items!
Joseph: Yeah, it sucked shit.
Mary: Oh, it's okay, just e-mail the owner on his private e-mail account "shizaxin@gmail.com" and he'll give you free items!
by Soulstream May 11, 2009
Get the Kiwiserver mug.A person who is attracted to girls who are more than four years younger than themselves. The attraction may be affectionate, passionate, lustful, etc., depending on the individual. Every kiristophile is unique, just like all people. Kiristophilia does not result from immaturity or mental instability. It is merely a magnification of a male's natural desire for younger females. The word comes from the greek roots kiristi, meaning girl, and philos, meaning love.
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
girllover, paedophile, paedosexual
12-year-old girl:You're handsome.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
18-year-old guy:You're cute. You want to hang out at my apartment?
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Mr.Bob:Your daughter is really cute. Is she available?
Mr.Steve:What's wrong with you?! My daughter's nine! Pedophile dirtbag!
Eavesdropper:You'd better stay away from my son!
Mr.Bob:I'm a kiristophile, I only like the girls.
by Wilddwarf April 17, 2009
Get the Kiristophile mug.A young 14 year old rapper/dancer he dougies, jerks and allmost all other dances of that sort. Related to Twiqqy F. Recless and both are apart of TEAM PMP ( Pretty Much Paid ). He is an up comming twitter fein. He goes by the name of Kwizzy Kwist or Kwizzy F B on FaceBook. His aim is Kiihsnastii. He is Julian of the Rangers Stepp cousin. He live some where out in the hills of Westbury LongIsland, Ny.
by randombitchtalking October 25, 2010
Get the Kwist mug.noun. Kiwi-ties. Derived from the word KIWI. used to describe a sexy boy from Madrid Spain. It is said that Kiwi is the type of person to fall for little blonde spaniard girls and have the best time of their lives together. Kiwi's are known to laugh (a lot), listen to Maroon 5/sing along, and do "locuras". They always make people smile and are the best "snugglers".
"Kiwities was with xikitina the other day on Twin Peaks...they seem to always find themselves there."
"kiwi...que haces...TP??"
"Kiwities...dame un besooo!!!!"
"kiwi...que haces...TP??"
"Kiwities...dame un besooo!!!!"
by Xikitina November 16, 2007
Get the Kiwities mug.The draining of ones self esteem and national pride by the bombardment of a room full of indigenousness kiwi's (new zealanders), repeatedly and obsessively reminiscing about life back home (commonly refereed to as life before the "boat ride").
Chur bro, i think iv been utterly kiwiltered ay cuzzy, i cant stop talking like a hard-out new zealander.
fark you boat-people have got me kiwiltered....
your kiwiltering me....
fark you boat-people have got me kiwiltered....
your kiwiltering me....
by RustyPicking December 26, 2010
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