Kiwist
A Kiwist is someone that practices the fine ritualistic arts of memes religiously, worshiping the almighty frog meme god, Lord Kiwi.
Kiwist by notslavaboo November 6, 2022
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kiwishine
Kiwishine is a type of shiny brown shoe polish to give hairless indians that terrific shine that reflects all light that comes into contact of affected area. This will work well if you are indian and you gamble in hair.
To raid gay bars, the pillager applied some kiwishine onto his smooth, satisfying head to blind all of those around him with the terrific shine.
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kidist by Sanandraomo December 26, 2008
kiwis
People or persons of New Zealand. Not a derogatory term as New Zealanders refer to themselves as Kiwis.
The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
The kiwi is a small flightless bird indigeonous to New Zealand, and is the most common symbol of the country. The word has been broadened in common parlance to refer to the people of New Zealand.
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Purple Kiwis
They are the most sinister birds. You know loose threads on you favorite t shirt? Purple kiwis. You know all the random and probably unnessesary dials in micrwaves, dishwashers, washing machines, ovens, and other assorted appliances? Purple kiwis. You know when plastic bottles seem really hard to open because your hand keeps slipping? Purple kiwis grease them up. You know when the toilet seat is unreasonably cold? Purple kiwis. You know when the tiolet seat is unnervingly warm? Purple kiwis. You know when the drawstrings to your sweatshirt get pulled too much on one end and it gets stuck inside the hood? Purple kiwis. You know those little plastic thingies that are used to attach tags to shirts that you should probably cut with scissors but your too lazy and when you try to pull it you just rip the tag off and the plastic thingy is still there and even though you could get scissors you decide to keep trying to pull it off but you cant because its too small and when you give up and just wear it, it is really itchy and you finally go and get scissors but you cant find any? Purple kiwis. You know autocorrect? You know that feeling when you have an itch but you cant find the exact place and you end up looking like a leper with all of your scratching? Purple kiwis. You know when bags of chips have a total of two and a half chips in them? Purpe kiwis. They may look cute when you see them, watch out. They are malicious creatures who crave suffering. They hail from Old Zealand.
Purple Kiwis by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022