KITCHEN CLOWN 

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

KITCHEN CLOWN by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.

1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot

kitchen hot by namingshit December 16, 2018

emotional rape kitchen 

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

emotional rape kitchen by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

kitchen nightmares 

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

kitchen nightmares by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

kitchen door 

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

kitchen door by toast455 July 2, 2005

Kitchen-Rave 

Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.

Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?

Kitchen-Rave by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010