kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008

kiting

Basicaly a hit-and-run technique commonly used in (but not limited to) MMORPG games (attacking monster then running, then attacking again.)

Game: Hey I just kited that monster.
Chatroom: That spammer is kiting and i cant kick him out.

by artem9424 June 11, 2008

kissing face

An unattractive and cliche picture in which the lips are puckered.

Usually posted on myspace by young girls who overly shop at Hollister and take millions of pictures of themselves where only one picture out of a million looks decent.

Once posted on myspace it is usually followed by a lame caption such as "SEXY STUFF" or "You know you want some! ;)" when the girl is fat, ugly, etc.

Sally is a self conceited camera whore. I mean come on. Look at her myspace half of her pictures, she's making a kissing face.

by doubleaxel1951 July 13, 2006

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

kissing lead

A euphemism for suicide by gun.
It was common for bullets to be made from lead in the old days, as well as inserting the gun barrel into the mouth to fire as a common suicide method, hence kissing lead.

Such a shame that a young man with his whole life ahead of him ended it in a dingy gas station by kissing lead.

by MadameTesla November 15, 2014

henry kissinger

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

by MRT2 September 24, 2008

Skeleton Kissing

When two people make-out by rubbing each other’s teeth together instead of using the lips and tongue. The resulting contact makes a disturbing gritty tapping sound.

Person 1: "I was at a party and two people started skeleton kissing. It was the weirdest thing I have ever seen."

Person 2: "Dude, that is disgusting"

by whalebones September 5, 2009