Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish
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Kirk

To become insanely lit. Usually as relating to a party or social gathering of any sort.
That shit kirked off last night.

Bout to kirk off.
Shit bout to kirk.
by King urb January 30, 2018
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Literally Elite, up there with Drake and the Bigman himself, boujee as fuck, made to drive racecars and Dmax
Kirk so hard yc
by MikiM January 30, 2020
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Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.
Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
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The act of grabbing ones meat
Dude layne just got kirked!
by Masterkush99 May 24, 2017
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Someone who can screw up something particularly on a farm that's completely incomprehensible. Sometimes also used as an adjective for massive screw ups in the Michigan area
Boy you really KIRKED that up ol son!!
by Kfarm90 August 29, 2020
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A prick that overreacts to everything and crys to much and doesn't like to come out in Newcastle after collage
Kirk is a hypochondriac
by Bilbobagginsdmncjdvn January 12, 2015
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