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kirch

To produce excrements in an accidental manner, esp. to piss/shit your pants
Oh, shit... Sorry, Cuz; Didn't mean to kirch all over your white rug.
by reaganlovespat December 9, 2007
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Cristina Kirchner

The biggest douchebag of all time. Known by the financially independent and generally competent as a thief, scum, and corrupt bitch. Cristina Kirchner is known around the world for leading a countries economic status (Argentina) down the drain, along with the citizens and going to jail for corruption, still finding a way out of jail and returning the the God forsaken political stage to ruin the country more.
Oh lord, that bitch Cristina Kirchner is back.
by The common Argentinan June 18, 2023
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a harry kirchoff

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years
by tennishomey200 March 27, 2009
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Kirch

1. Person that drinks Alchohol for Quantity
2. Someone who is funny without regards of humilition of himself or people around him.
1.I am going to Kirch tonight.
2.That was so Kirch, i cant beleive he did that to her.
by Kirchner October 16, 2006
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kirchner

A horny slut that can suck 45 dicks at a time. She is often referred to as a math teacher. She has the fattest ass and loves fried horse asshole
Dude you banged her so much she became a kirchner
by qwefq3rqer September 7, 2016
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Kirchgessner

The last name of the girl I truly and dearly love with all my heart... She is the only girl that I will ever want and will ever need, she is my girlfriend... I love you so very much

I am going to marry you one day
My amazing and beautiful girlfriend has the last name Kirchgessner... yes your boyfriend Logan wrote this
by immortal god 90619 December 24, 2019
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kirkhor

One who eats dick, One who enjoys munching on cock, dick eater.
by overseer December 21, 2005
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