Kimchi

- When someone is lying about getting physically beat up in order to have s*xual intercourse or pity points.
- When someone is falsely framing someone else for a situation that they had nothing to do with.
- When someone does something very weird and questionable overall.

1. "Aye no kimchi but I really want to smash this girl I been seeing"
2. "If I catch you crossing me I WILL ruin your life on sum kimchi"
3. "Did you see Tezzus got kimchi'd randomly?"

Kimchi by TopFloorBlaze July 15, 2026

kimchi squat 

Military slang term for the way that 90% of the people of Asia sit. To properly execute the kimchi squat you must be able to touch your buttocks to your Achilles’ tendons while simultaneously keeping your feet firmly planted flat on the ground.

Most Asians can hold this position for hours while waiting on a bus, smoking a cigarette, shooting the shit, or just taking one.

Fewer than 5% of the population of the USA can execute this modified sitting position.

"Jones has gone so native; he was spotted on the street corner in the kimchi squat eating boiled fish paste on a stick."

"I thought that old lady was trying to give me head on the bus yesterday when she did the kimchi squat right in front of me"

kimchi squat by Trav July 12, 2005

kimchi is good 

taehyung's future son's name
-this was stated on bts run ep27

"if i have a son, i'm going to name him kimchi is good"

-kim taehyung/김태형 2017
-stream epiphany cowards

kimchi is good by miirru November 30, 2018

kimchi rage 

A mental state typically exhibited by a Korean who is extremely displeased. This condition is signified by gratuitous violence accompanied by psychotic shrieking. Surrounding people and/or objects are usually left injured or damaged. Implied in the term is that such behavior results from ingesting too much kimchi.

"Dude, I can't believe you cheated on your Korean girlfriend. You must not know about kimchi rage."

"What's kimchi rage? ...Holy shit, is that my car on fire?!"

kimchi rage by enGinEEringpinK March 23, 2011

Kimchi Wannabe 

Someone who is obsessed with Koreans/Korean culture. (and isnt korean) That person might even try to learn Korean, make a korean name for themselves, and indulge themselves on anything korean like music (Big Bang, BoA, se7en, epik high, Rain, Wonder Girls), dramas (My Sassy Girl, Il Mare, Windstruck, JSA, A Millionaire's first love), food (Soju, kimchi, bul-dak, tang-su-yuk), etc.

Also, the person will be obsessed with Korean celebrities (for example, Rain Bi, Jyeon Ji Hyun, Seung Ri, Ji Woo Hyun, etc) and will want their significant other to be Korean.

Conversation between Kimchi Wannabe 's
Girl: annyeong haseyo, stephanie! Did you watch the ending of My Sassy Girl?! It was so cute!

Girl 2: My name isnt stephanie anymore, remember? It's Park Jun Ae! And I saw drama 20 times. Did I tell you how much I love Rain Bi?! I want to do him so badly. WE NEED TO GO TO KOREA.

Girl: SARANG HAE! <3 (^___^)

Kimchi Wannabe by ashreeayjun June 20, 2009

Kimchi Farts

The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.

A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.

Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.

Kimchi Farts by Kimchimakesmybutthurt May 5, 2018

kimchi taco

when a girl smears sriracha on her tits and the guy licks it off

"Man, I would so let Ryan Higa give me a kimchi taco! Or even a kimchi sausage taco!"

kimchi taco by asianbooty December 16, 2013