kife

inadequete in quality
lacking quality

by juicy j March 21, 2005

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 18, 2003

Kife

A sharp vagina - usually crusted-over and filled with scabs.

1: "I heard Christine has a kife dude."
2: "Damn, now that I know she has a crust-filled, flaky snatch I don't want any part of that."

by Kife Bacon January 31, 2012

Some that is utterly disturbing or disgusting to someone.

Carl asked Jimmy "How did that girl taste?" and Jimmy replied "Damn dude, she was Kife."

by Kife Licker May 31, 2010

Kifing is the secret to life.

by stephen May 25, 2003

by vacmanrulz October 7, 2011

John showed me 2girls1cup the other day. It was so kife.

by lifelikezombie March 10, 2009