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Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.
Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...
by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018
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kettlequette

The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.
I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!
by sjg22 October 25, 2018
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Gay kient

A funnier version of "Gay Cunt". Starting in games, it is a lighter version of the insult, and will also not be taken as an insult due to the funnyness of it.
Omfg, you shot me in the head again you Gay Kient
Haha u noob
by Johnny412 December 28, 2007
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kiester bunny

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.
One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.
by Prison Pall May 19, 2009
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Kettering

When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.
You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.
by laszlomann September 30, 2015
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pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*
someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!
by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004
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John Kett

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
by Saffer77 January 17, 2012
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