kinderclatter

The noise emerging from an elementary school playground when children are let out.

Our apartment was overlooking a schoolyard. Several times a day, the kinderclatter burst through the window.

by Lil Blume April 11, 2008

kinderscum

A messy substance produced by small children that can be found on toys, clothing, and whatever else a child manages to get their hands on. No one is entirely sure of the exact composition of kinderscum, but it is widely believed to be a mix of snot, spit, melted candy and partially digested cheerios.

1. The Woman handed the cashier a toy that was covered in kinderscum.

2. "What's that covering your baby's face and clothes?"
"Oh that's just kinderscum."

by DigitalWings January 2, 2009

piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

kindergarten crush

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.

Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.

by Kristian Pulz April 23, 2008

Kindergoth

Contrary to popular belief Kindergoth has nothing to do with age. Kindergoth is sub-fashion of the Kinderwhore grunge fashion. Kinderwhore was a fashion originally created by Courtney Love(the late Kurt Cobains wife) back in the grunge era. Kinderwhore fashion consisted of torn, ripped tight or low-cut babydoll and peter pan collared dresses, slips, heavy makeup with dark eyeliner, barrettes, and leather boots or Mary–Jane shoes. Kindergoth is Kinderwhore with a gothic color scheme.

Goth: My preferred asthetic is Kindergoth
Person: Kindergoth? What's that?
Goth: Basically Courtney Love in the 90's only darker.

by SquirrelQueen May 12, 2017

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

camp kinderland

The most hottest place on the face of this earth.
People ask me where im from
I say Tolland.
Heaven would be too modest for a place like that.
July is the best fucking month ever.

Holy crap theres only 52 days until i go back home.

by smell0 May 14, 2004