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not even kidding

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
by bloodywizard June 16, 2016
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Killing the left lane

When one vehicle is traveling in the left lane but not passing anyone thus blocking other vehicles from passing, causing a road hazard, and breaking the law.
This guy is totally killing the left lane. How is anyone supposed to get anywhere when the passing lane is being blocked by this clown?
by teacher1010 April 3, 2012
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kitten-killing

Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
by Siki November 15, 2003
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killing in the name

one amazing song KILLING IN THE NAME OF
by WANKYOURSELFSILLY December 21, 2009
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Kipling

The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.
by Poppins February 26, 2005
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killing jar

a jar that contains a material that bugs are attracted to. there is a seal covering the top of the jar with holes in it. the bugs go in the holes to get to the material and die because they cant get out
Gaze into her killing jar I'd sometimes stare for hours.
She even poked the holes so I can breathe.
by mychemicalromance October 22, 2004
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Just Kidding Family

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010
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