california kickstand

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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vagina with a kickstand

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?
"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."
by gimbo is all in April 01, 2008
mugGet the vagina with a kickstandmug.

Kickstand Effect

The Kickstand Effect often happens in the middle of the night. When still groggy from just waking up, males will often turn over to their other side. Not realizing they have morning wood from just waking up, their penis will get in the way and bend, causing extreme discomfort.
by Kastera1000 April 10, 2010
mugGet the Kickstand Effectmug.

gastric kickstand

a resounding fart that announces more to come.
Karl's gastric kickstand caused those familiar with his bowels to evacuate the building.
by HD Shell October 11, 2004
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Tijuana Kickstand

- verb; Ti-jua-na Kick-stand.
To engage in anal intercourse, doggy style while placing one's foot on the receiver's head/face, keeping it firmly pressed to the ground, resulting in a kickstand position.
Last night when I hooked up with that chick I totally did the tijuana kickstand to her.
by one-two January 27, 2010
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got it on kickstand

A phrase meaning "hanging out" or "pimping" mostly used by latino thugs as a casual reference to their large penises as they attract females.
"Damn, boy! You're always pulling hoes you always got it on kickstand!"
by mark jrok July 25, 2008
mugGet the got it on kickstandmug.

got it on kickstand

A phrase meaning "hanging out" or "pimping" mostly used by latino thugs as a casual reference to their large penises as they attract females.
Damn, boy! You're always pulling hoes you always got it on kickstand!"
by mark jrok July 25, 2008
mugGet the got it on kickstandmug.