keaton jones

A racist little white boy who cries when his racism catches up to him

Matthew is such a Keaton Jones. He called his coworker the n-word and is ranting on Facebook about getting fired.

by Bearkat5 December 11, 2017

keaton

a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(

Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night

by ShellByTheBeach March 6, 2009

Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

keaton

a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body

Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(

by shellybythebeach December 17, 2008

keaton

a comment that is very witty and should not be copycatted.

"When I say a keaton, you must not copy it."

by Anna Kundrik February 8, 2009

khatona

A strong woman. Natural born leader. She's caring, loving, and honest.

Khatona will be hosting a charity event.

by Khatona February 1, 2017

keaton

keaton Is most completely used as a second name but in accation it can a first name. if it is a first name it means the person would above average hight and blue eyes usuall currly blond hair. if you come in contact with a keaton they will be with a dylan as the will create a life long friendship. the negative to a keaton is they are silent killers as the take girls back home and kill them. keatons are shy but easly agrivated so keep your giud up around then.

if your crazy your a keaton

by dogman12 May 29, 2018