Kettle

Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh

Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*

by Applesauces December 22, 2020

kettled

a. 1. Really high; baked, fried, blazed, stoned, etc.

-Oh my lord, I am soooo blazed, how bout you?

-I am kettled off my ass!

by artizz April 21, 2006

Kettle

When one has too much tea to share.

“Stacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now”

by urbaaaannnnnn June 26, 2019

kettle

Someone that can sing un-naturally high notes.

Jon: Hey did you here MIKA's new song?
Smith: Yeh, he's such a kettle.

by sopifhboirbj December 10, 2007

Kettle

Derived from the (Y) sign used on instant messaging, as this looks slightly like a vagina. So, when you thumbs up someone, you're calling them a cunt. Taking this further, when a fireman thumbs up you, he's calling you a cunt. Kettles were originally heated by fire, which is put out by firemen, so Kettle became slang for cunt.

she had a right bucket of a kettle!

by thekettle June 27, 2011

kettle

A steam locomotive/steam train

Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle

by kettle spotter May 23, 2010

kettle

Vagina.

'Did you bang her last night then?'
'Yeahh...Her kettle was getting all steamy, if you know what I mean'

by Helrivkit April 21, 2009